Tumblr has changed me.
- Before tumblr: Wow that's sad
- After tumblr: MY CREY ASJGLJGFFS I CAN'T, I CAN'T. I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY EMOTIONS ARE DOING RIGHT NOW
- Before tumblr: He's cute
- After tumblr: YOU FLAWLESS BEING. I am offended BY YOUR FACE. NOW GET IN MY BED
- Before tumblr: Oh a new picture from that movie that's coming out
- After tumblr: DEAR GOD WE HAVE A NEW STILL I HAVE TO MAKE GRAPHICS. WHERE DID THIS PICTURE COME FROM ASKLHSDGLKJH
- Before tumblr: I'm bored
- After tumblr: guise guise guise talk to me send me perverted things I won't judge you
- Before tumblr: What a cute couple
- After tumblr: I SHIP THEM SO HARD IT HURTS
When I hear fake girls say they hate fake girls.
Laughter provides a good workout for the heart, so click here and laugh!!
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Oh, It's the weekend, yes! Finally time to catch up on sleep!
Expectations:
Reality:
Laughter provides a good workout for the heart, so click here and laugh!!
(Source: damnfunniestposts)
- Teacher: Why did you not study?
- Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
“justin bieber is a girl,” the twelve year old boy proudly exclaims. the world erupts with laughter, millions of people brought to their knees and floors in raucous amusement. it is hailed as the best joke ever made and world peace is soon acheived
according to my mother you are all 60 years old and you only want to rape me
When my mom is bitchin’
she mad for no reason like
im like, the fuck?
she says “YOU GOTTA ATTITUDE NOW?”
im like “wait, me?”
then she’s like
so i run to my room like WTF!
via sodamnrelatable
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